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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!