Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.