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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.