It was ground a few minutes ago.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud
So you can get traction in the mud.
The new born white duckling fell into the mud. the filthy, filthy mud.
You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.
Because he was a dirty double crosser.
Cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.
They all get in the bat-tub.
A dirty double crosser.
They were PRONOUNS dead
Because he was a dirty double-crosser!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods
With a victim cleaner.
He was on his coffin break.
I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.
With an ethernet!
You Blink Your Eyes.
They got married in the spring.
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
Bawdy wash.
Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit
Ten-ants
In ARRgentina.
Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.
Meow.
She laid a sidewalk!
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnt, deaaad ant.
