Mud Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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