Mud Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.

What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

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Why did the girltree fall in love with the boy tree?

He was sappy

What did Pikachu say when ash fell off a cliff?

Pikachu, that's all he can say.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie?

A messy cage.

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

What did the witch put in her hair?

Scare spray.

Dirty Double Crosser Jokes More Dirty Double Crosser Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

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How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common?

It's just so hard to pull out.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.