How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.