What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

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What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.