What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?

A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.

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Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

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What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!