What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

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What do Bristol Palin and Iraq have in common?

It's just so hard to pull out.

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!