What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight.

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What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!