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What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

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What did the racist ask Santa for?

A white Christmas.

What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

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When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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What did the sea say to the shore?

Nothing, he just waved. Christmas crackers are the worst.

What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.