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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buccaneer.

What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. Couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."