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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!