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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!