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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

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What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

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Krakow

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Goesintight.

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What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it

What did one nut say as he chased another nut?

I'm a cashew!