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What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

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What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it