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What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

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What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.