What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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Vitamin sea.

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Because they can spend years at sea.

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He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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They dough nut have anything in common.

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Depressed.

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!