What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

The car salesman can probably drive!

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Where does Santa keep his nuts?

In his nutsack...

What is the most well educated type of nut?

Macademia.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn