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What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when he was accepted into flight school?

It's a pilot's life for me!

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend?

They were both driving their cars at the time!

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's 6 inches long hard, bent, and in my pants?

My iPhone 6

Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn