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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Who drives it?

The officer.

Why did the snail paint an S on the back of his car?

So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What is a Pokemon's favorite kind of nut?

A Pi-cashew

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"