What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!