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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.