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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon?

ARE YE READY KIDS!

What is a pirate?

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Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!