What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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Where does a pirate go on vacation?

Arrrrrland.

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

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How's my driving?

Sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

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What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

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What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana's head?

The steering wheel.

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."