What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"