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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

What does an asylum have in common with a squirrel's house?

They're both used to store nuts.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's a hot dog's favorite article of clothing?

Pants

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

Why couldn't Stevie Wonder drive the bus?

There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.