What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows

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So they can be driven while handcuffed.

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

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Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.

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Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

What's with the steering wheel?

The pirate says "ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."