March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

Previous Random Joke Next
Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

What's black and white... What's black and white and loves kids?

Michael Jackson

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

How do you tell if you're a real gangster?

Take a blud test OC

Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

Favorite Holiday Jokes More Favorite Holiday Jokes

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

What is your favorite holiday?

Chihuahua: Howloween!