Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

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How do you grow a cow?

Plant its nuts.

What do cows get when they are sick?

Hay Fever

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

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Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bales of hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.