Why did they stop feeding cows the round bales of hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Texas Jokes More Texas Jokes

What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

What do a Texas tornado and an Oklahoma divorce have in common?

Either way someone's losing a trailer.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

Hay Jokes More Hay Jokes

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Square Meal Jokes More Square Meal Jokes

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bales of hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.