Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

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How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

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Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.