Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?

Sir Francis Brake!

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

Who's there! Billy Bragg! Billy Bragg who?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it!

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Why wasn't the bike starting?

Because it was 'two-tyred'.

Why didn't the bike go to the car show?

Because he was two tired.