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Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?

Sir Francis Brake!

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.