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Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?

Sir Francis Brake!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

What do you call tree sap that won't stop running?

Forest gunk.

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Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?

Sir Francis Brake!

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.