Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes?

Sir Francis Brake!

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What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

How do you stop your dog digging holes in your garden?

By hiding the shovel in the shed/garage

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How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes

What do mormons and tweakers have in common?

They both ride bikes and are on a mission.