How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people like bananas?

Because they have appeal!

Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

NINE!

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride