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How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Why do people order espresso shots at Starbucks?

Because it's black. Sorry.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many out of date redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

OVER 9000

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

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What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!