Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooooo.

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Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

What do you call a drug-addicted duck?

A quackhead.

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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.