Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

She thought it was Diet Coke.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

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What do you call a drug-addicted vampire?

Crackula

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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What do you call a group of IT guys that smoke meth?

Geek Squad

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.