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Why do people get addicted to meth?

Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.

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Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

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What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

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Why was the new Mexican sad?

He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad All his friends are dead.

What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.