What made the New Mexican sad?

He was out of meth.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

What's a good gift for someone who has everything?

Meth. Next year they'll have nothing it'll be easier.