What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

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What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

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How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!