What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

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What's green then turns red really quickly?

A frog in a blender

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.