What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

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What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas