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What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

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How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

With a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.