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What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

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How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

Why did the blind driver have no hands?

He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour

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What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.