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What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

How do you get 300 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.