How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

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What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

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She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly.

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When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.