How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

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What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

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Who, what, when, where and why?

English teachers and Alzheimer's patients

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!