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Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

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What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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What does a cab driver have in common with a pool cue ball?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out.

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

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When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

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What is the longest?

Life without parole

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.