Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

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None. They prefer Natural Light.

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Steeped in mystery!

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Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.