Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

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What does "Maginot Line" get translated to in English?

Speed bump ahead

How do you say nachos in English??

Mine!

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety?

Past tense.

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Why don't English teachers like parole?

They prefer complete sentences.