What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

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How do you know when a vampire is sick?

He starts coffin...

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

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Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.