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How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

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What do you call girls that have a chance of winning?

Chicken Tenders.

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

What do you call it when you turn into a vampire before being bitten?

Premature Edraculation

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Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill