How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

How do you know when a politician is lying?

Their mouth is moving.

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Why do girls always walk in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

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What app do nervous ppl order on dates?

Chicken Tinders.

What do you call a bunch of dead black people in a barn?

Out dated farming equipment.