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How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

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Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

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What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

A girl from Jersey.

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What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

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What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

Offensive) You should try blind dating.

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...