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How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

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What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

How do you know your girlfriend is too young?

She only puckers up for her pacifier.

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Why do girls like nice guys?

Cause nice guys always finish last.

What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

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How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."