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Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight

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What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

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What's a Jawa's favorite kind of pasta?

Rotini!

What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.