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Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

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What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

What did Vincent van Gogh call himself when he joined the Justice League?

The Starry Knight

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Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

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Why did the pasta get in trouble?

Because he was stroganoff!

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac