Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

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What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Bad at golf?

Join the club.

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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

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What is Russia's favorite type of pasta?

Putinesca

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac