Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

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How do you date a ghost?

You 'WOOOO' him!

Why can't Kylo Ren get a date?

Because he has always Ben Solo.

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What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!