Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

Manning was just a bit too much for them.

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win.7 votes for every one a man wins.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What's a cats favourite alcoholic drink?

Whiskers on the rocks

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.