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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man cross the street when he saw the chicken foot?

Because he suspected fowl play was afoot!

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How do you climb a triangle?

By scalene it

Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

Offensive) You should try blind dating.