Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

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He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

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Anything on the rocks.

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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

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Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!