Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the best part of dating 28 year olds?

There's 20 of them!

Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.