Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

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Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

How do you make one girl disappear?

Just add a G and now she's gone.

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What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going Dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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What do you call an artist in a dark alley?

Sketchy

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?