Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

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Why do girls rub their eyes when they wake up?

Cause they don't have balls to scratch

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

What would be a good dating site for rednecks?

MyHeritage.com

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Why do artists die early in life?

Too many strokes.