Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

What do you call an artist in a dark alley?

Sketchy

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling