Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

Artist Jokes More Artist Jokes

Why couldn't the artist get a driver's license?

He gave off a good Impression, but couldn't make a Van Gogh.

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!