What holds the moon up?

Moonbeams.

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What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

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What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A lunartick.