What holds the moon up?

Moonbeams.

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How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Why is it hard to hold a speech at a nudist convention?

It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.

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What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.