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What holds the moon up?

Moonbeams.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

What's the appropriate age to take the electric shock collar off your kid?

My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why does the sun set at night?

The moon scares the daylights out of it!

Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere