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What holds the moon up?

Moonbeams.

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What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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Why is the moon like a dollar?

It has four quarters.

What is the definition of "moon"?

The past tense of "moo"!