What holds the moon up?

Moonbeams.

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How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!

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Why did Neil Armstrong get to set foot on the moon before Buzz Aldrin?

They wrestled over it. Neil had the stronger arm.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.