One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world
They just wanna watch the world burn
None. They just redefine 'darkness' as an industry standard.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
Not all of them.
Does it really have to be a lightbulb
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
