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How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What is the longest rope in the world?

Europe

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Click here to find out!

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb?

Violent revolutions never change anything.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!