How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many /r/jokes reposts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.

How many anarchists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...