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How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

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Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

What do you call a short person that knows Martial Arts?

Midjitsu!

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How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

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What do you call a house that changes every month?

A Werehouse.

How many Labour Party members does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They haven't got a policy on that.

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How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)"!!!

What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.