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How many girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know...

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What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

How many pepes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

How many population geneticists does it take to change a light bulb?

It's independent of population size.

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What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk