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Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

What is the best definition of irony?

Irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

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What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood