Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

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What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood