Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

Which state?

Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.

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What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood