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Oak Tree Jokes

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

Why does Pinnochio always get an erection when he's in a forest?

Because he has a woodpecker!

Nutshell Jokes More Nutshell Jokes

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What goes "krab krab krab"?

A dog barking in a mirror.

What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

State Jokes More State Jokes

What state has the best small sized soft drink?

Minisoda

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens