Oak Tree Jokes

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine?

I'm font of you.

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

Who's there! Bark! Bark who?

Bark you car on the drive!

State Jokes More State Jokes

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

By moss code.

How do really crazy people get through the forest?

Via the psycho path.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out?

A paramedics.

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.