Because the state abolished plant parenthood
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark
Rock and Roll
It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
Geometry.
Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.
Because he has a woodpecker!
In a nutshell!
It hangs itself
Kurt and Rod
A dog barking in a mirror.
Musl'im
He paws-ed it!
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
Minisoda
It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens