Oak Tree Jokes

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me.

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

Why did Hugh Jackman single handedly stop a Franciscan botanist from accidentally dropping a match in the forest?

Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night?

Your grandma's Jaws

State Jokes More State Jokes

Which state smells the worst?

The Prostate

What state has the highest cell phone bills?

Text-us

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

What do free masons do when they want to make a frame-by-frame remake of "Back to the Future"?

They Hire 'Em A Biff!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

Nutshell Jokes More Nutshell Jokes

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.