Oak Tree Jokes

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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State Jokes More State Jokes

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

What do you call an agreement between forests?

A treety

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

Nutshell Jokes More Nutshell Jokes

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a guy who hangs around a bunch of musicians?

A drummer!!!!!

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.