March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

Oak Tree Jokes More Oak Tree Jokes

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

Nutshell Jokes More Nutshell Jokes

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.