Thats nuts
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He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
Geometry.
It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
Because they rappel men and women.
Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.
Because the state abolished plant parenthood
Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..
He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.
Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.
Can't Produce Anything
To be on the safe side!
They both aren't artichokes
So he can cut corners.
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.
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