Acorn Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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They're really good at it.

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He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.