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Acorn Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Where do birds meet for coffee?

In a nest-cafe!

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

Geometry Jokes More Geometry Jokes

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

What's blue and has big ears?

An elephant at the North Pole!

Nutshell Jokes More Nutshell Jokes

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!