Acorn Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Triangular Jokes More Triangular Jokes

Why are doritos triangular?

Because they are illuminachos.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Nutshell Jokes More Nutshell Jokes

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Where does biggest potato grow?

Under the ground.

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's long and black and dangerous to cut into?

The KFC Drive-thru line.

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

Oak Tree Jokes More Oak Tree Jokes

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.