Acorn Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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I'd best be leafing.

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A bakery.

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Photos-in-the-seas!

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Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Where did the poor Italian man grow up?

The spaghetto

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I didnt have either growing up

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What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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A-corny joke.

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What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

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Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

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Wait I freed?!?!?