To keep their nuts dry.
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A-corny joke.
Thats nuts
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Neither one is a squirrel.
Because it was dead.
Because, they're so darn stupid!
A gray and red hairy paste.
They both aren't artichokes
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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It died.
Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
To be on the safe side!
Both can climb trees, except the piano
Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels
A nut house.
A bulldozer
A bulldozer.
Because they spend too much time changing.
They both work with crust.
They both were recently ironed.
Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside!
Ivy.
The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.
Take the psychopath!!
I see frozen peas are cool this time of year...you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.
Don't Break the Ice
With a sah, dude
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