A-corny joke.
Thats nuts
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Neither one is a squirrel.
Because it was dead.
They both aren't artichokes
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
It died.
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
To be on the safe side!
Both can climb trees, except the piano
A nut house.
A Brazilian
Macademia.
Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.
Incontinent
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was.......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
A cup of yogurt.
Because she uses the other one to sing.
He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.
Salmon or eight minutes.
When the stores are open.
To keep their nuts dry.
Because eggs were going up!
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
The deputy head!
If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
They both fear the wurst
