To keep their nuts dry.
A-corny joke.
Thats nuts
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Neither one is a squirrel.
Because it was dead.
A gray and red hairy paste.
They both aren't artichokes
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
It died.
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
To be on the safe side!
Both can climb trees, except the piano
Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels
A nut house.
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
To see what was on the other side.
Because eggs were going up!
A bulldozer
It doesn't like Cats.
Let us prey first.
Birds of prey!
A pianist
You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!
Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason
Because he'll peek-at-chu!
Me: A sword is harder to hide.
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
Having legs.....
