A-corny joke.
Thats nuts
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Neither one is a squirrel.
Because it was dead.
They both aren't artichokes
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
It died.
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
To be on the safe side!
Both can climb trees, except the piano
A nut house.
He was a card shark!
Because they're constant in a pool.
A one night stand with Jesus
A paradux
The pistachio.
A nut for a jar of tuna.
WANNA RIDE BIKES?
Look a squirrel!
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak
Because 7 ate 9.
CORNY JOKES!!!
A bulldozer
A bulldozer.
To keep its nuts dry.
So it wont get its nuts wet
