A-corny joke.
Thats nuts
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Neither one is a squirrel.
Because it was dead.
They both aren't artichokes
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
It died.
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
To be on the safe side!
Both can climb trees, except the piano
A nut house.
An account-ant.
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
Geometry.
What's the matter You look flushed!
You'll strain your eyes.
Patient: She's out of town.
He was running out of patients.
She laid a sidewalk!
He has claw marks on his forehead.
He had to get a new goat!
Because he was crossed.
Because eggs were going up!
To keep their nuts dry.
If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor
