To keep their nuts dry.
A-corny joke.
Thats nuts
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
Neither one is a squirrel.
Because it was dead.
A gray and red hairy paste.
They both aren't artichokes
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
It died.
Because they are both surrounded by nuts.
Hide the ball it drives them nuts!
Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.
To be on the safe side!
Both can climb trees, except the piano
Points mic at me* ME: having briefly heard the song once before...squirrels
A nut house.
A pachydermatologist.
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
Decepticondoms.
My dog
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!
Not everyone gets it
The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.
Take the psychopath!!
A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!
OOOOOWWWWLLLL....
They say "I'm rooting for you"
With a sah, dude
A crustacean
They use snail Polish.
