What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

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Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What do you call a corny joke?

A maize zing!!!

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (: