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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks?

Nice to meet you both.

What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

X-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!