Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano