Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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What's the difference between a meeting and a funeral?

A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.