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Chipmunk Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

Who's coca colas favourite rapper?

2-pop

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of store doesn't move?

A stationary store.

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Theocracy Jokes More Theocracy Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

What is grosser that gross?

Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops.