Chipmunk Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?

You're fine how am I

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

Theocracy Jokes More Theocracy Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

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How did the writer pop the question?

He per-prosed

What's the definition of Necrophilia?

The urge to pop a cold one.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

What do you love most my natural beauty or my body?

Wife: Your sense of humor.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have?

A very dry sense of humor

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.