Chipmunk Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny...

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Theocracy Jokes More Theocracy Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the only type of dog that doesn't bark?

A dogfish!

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can't you run in a campground?

Because you ran: It's past tents.

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.