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Chipmunk Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What did the gold miner say when he met the singer of Pink Floyd?

Au

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

What did the body builder say when he ran out of protein powder mix?

No whey.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'?

Because it was the first Indie film.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

Theocracy Jokes More Theocracy Jokes

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What do you use to find Greek restaurants?

A gyroscope.