Chipmunk Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

When Bruce Jenner finally gets his va-jay-jay operation done, will the docs give him a hymen?

And who's gonna be the lucky guy to pop it

What happend when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

What do you call a dog wearing headphones?

Ear bud

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What's a Greek's favorite color of sky?

Golden Dawn

What do Greek soccer players wear?

Soccer tee's

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

What nation is the most unjust?

Discrimination

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.