Chipmunk Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill...

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What's the only type of music that the balloon dislikes?

Pop.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

Why was a blind man's leg wet?

Her dog was blind too.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

Theocracy Jokes More Theocracy Jokes

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What do Greeks use to listen to music?

Spartify

What did Dave Grohl say when someone stole his Greek food?

There goes my gyroooo

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why does government matter?

It doesn't.

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat