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Chipmunk Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

Nation Jokes More Nation Jokes

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

Which nation doesn't do what it's supposed to do until it's too late?

Procrastination!

Pop Jokes More Pop Jokes

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

Wheres pop corn?

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What did the armless warrior say to his opponent before battle?

You're about to meet da-feet!

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

Theocracy Jokes More Theocracy Jokes

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.