What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

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What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.