What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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What's black and never works?

Decaf coffee.

How is it May already?

Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet.

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss