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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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Who's there! Bach! Bach who?

Bach to work!

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon