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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

Why is everyone mad at Kim Davis?

Nobody in the government does their job.

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high