What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

Why couldn't the physicist get his paper published?

It was a work of friction.

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What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor