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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

Why are you always rushing out of here after work?

You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."

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What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!