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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!