What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!

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Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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What do you call a snake's mother?

A boa constructor.

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor