What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

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What did the snake say to the cornered rat?

Hiss is the end of the line for you!

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

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What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

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What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.