What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

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Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

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What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What does a bowl of spaghetti and a degree from Phoenix online both have in common?

If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.

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Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

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What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

What do you call a snake's mother?

A boa constructor.