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Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

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What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?

Fowl play!

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce