Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.