Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

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What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

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What do you get when you cross Kansas with a vulture?

Carrion my wayward son

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.