Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury?

Yakmanninov

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.