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How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Thermometer Jokes More Thermometer Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

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What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.