How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

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What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?

Perky.

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What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

You make my temperature rise.

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

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When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

Do NOT respond with "I know, right!"

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."