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How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

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Which member felt the warmest?

The conductor.

How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

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What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

You make my temperature rise.

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

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What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

What does TTYL mean?

I replied, "Talk to you later". So she responded, "No! Talk to me now! What does it mean "