How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What does a sick billionaire say?

I feel like a million bucks

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon?

Melon-collie!

Thermometer Jokes More Thermometer Jokes

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?

You make my temperature rise.

Respond Jokes More Respond Jokes

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate