How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

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How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

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How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

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What is closer the moon or London?

To what the dad responds all serious: Do you see London from here

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I () can't () understand () your accent ().