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Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

Who drives it?

The officer.

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

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Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.