Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What car does Boba Fett drive?

A ManDeLorean.

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What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

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How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

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Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.