Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver