Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

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What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.