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A few months ago
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
With a look over the shoulder.
When it begins to bark.
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Ewan
He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.
Because they called it garbage.
ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search
Mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.
They were both driving their cars at the time!
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Because the thread has been locked by a moderator
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
