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How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

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How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

When is a --- not a ---?

Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt

What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

License Jokes More License Jokes

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

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What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

FIRETRUCK.

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Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

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