Month Ago Jokes

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What does Reddit need?

Ahmad.

What's the difference between "Fake News" and CNN?

I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you

License Jokes More License Jokes

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

What's the award for being the world's best dentist?

A little plaque.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What stories are told by basketball players?

Tall stories!

What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?

Lost.

What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

What does every funeral begin with?

Fun!