Month Ago Jokes

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

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How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

License Jokes More License Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

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How do you annoy people on Reddit?

Removed

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Which honorary degree is to be awarded to someone who has made contributions to PHP?

Ph.P.

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

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Why are thedonald users not cucks?

First of all you'd need a girlfriend to begin with.

How do police informants begin their jokes?

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