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Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
A Loco Motif
Because he was outstanding in his field!
The No-Bell prize.
The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
A screwdriver
I mean let me see your license
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Reddit: Re-Downvote Downvote it.
Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Cugat to love my jokes!
Audi!
Because you only need one arm to drum along..
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A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)
