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A few months ago
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
Atrophy.
The No-Bell prize!
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
It's the average age of someone who drives one.
It drives me nuts.
BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
A cub reporter.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
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She had harp failure.
Mourning wood
