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Because the thread has been locked by a moderator
To the morgue.
I mean, it is only hanging by threads...
A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)
Because it had too many threads.
Yaaaaarn.
There was a thread months ago but i lost it...
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
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Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.
He votes!
Divine intervention. edit: Oh.
Nothing personal.
None. cmon, they'd much rather be kept in the dark.
One for 2008 and one for 2016.
They both make up everything!
Quark! Quark!
A cab.
She goes to the bathroom.
A few months ago
Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
