Thread Jokes

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Why can't redditors sew?

Because the thread has been locked by a moderator

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What's a pirates favorite type of thread?

Yaaaaarn.

What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

There was a thread months ago but i lost it...

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

What are some of the best comments on threads?

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

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What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

What's a a magician's favorite kind of coffee?

100% abracadabra

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How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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Where does a redditor get most of his news from?

The Hydraulic Press

How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?

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House Jokes More House Jokes

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look ask me when I get back from India okay

How many spoiled rich girls does it take......to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.