Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

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What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What's the difference in the KKK and the Supreme Court?

The KKK dresses in white and scares the hell out of black people, the Supreme Court dresses in black and scares the hell out of white people.

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,