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Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Supreme Court Jokes More Supreme Court Jokes

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows