Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

Supreme Court Jokes More Supreme Court Jokes

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.