Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

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What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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Who's there! Amsterdam! Amsterdam who?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters!

What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!