Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

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How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.