Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

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Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

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Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!