Supreme Court Jokes

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

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Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

What do you call white people on a bench?

The NBA

80 Jokes More 80 Jokes

Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What did the dejected man say to the considerate calculator trying to console him?

It's the bot that counts.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Lucas Jokes More Lucas Jokes

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

Senate Jokes More Senate Jokes

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

Why should you only invite gas molecules to your house when they have negligible intermolecular forces between them?

Because they're the ideal gas.

George Lucas Jokes More George Lucas Jokes

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

100 Jokes More 100 Jokes

How do you fit 100 babies into a cup?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips.

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!