What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute

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How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

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How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.

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Where did Julius Caesar keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Why did Julius Caesar want to quit politics?

All that backstabbing was too much for him.

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How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

What aftershave do monsters wear?

Brute.