What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

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What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

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