What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

What do you call an elephant the circus no longer needs?

Irrelephant.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.