What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

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How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

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What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.