What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

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What do you call something that has nothing to do with elephants?

Irrelephant

What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

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What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

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What's faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light?

Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.

What did the black boy say when he had diarrhea?

I'm melting!