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What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea?

Space.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What did the Jihadist say when he had explosive Diarrhea?

ALLAHPOO AKBAR!

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.