What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....