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What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

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Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering