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What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

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Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What does a greengrocer weigh?

Vegetables.

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.