What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

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What does a greengrocer weigh?

Vegetables.

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

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What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.