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What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

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Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog