What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

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What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

Why did the vegetables invite the mushroom to their party?

They heard he was a fungi

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What do you call somebody who suffers from both depression and trisomy 21?

Down's in the dumps

What do you call El Chapo suffering from seizures?

Narcolepsy