What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*....

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Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

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What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas