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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Atm Jokes More Atm Jokes

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

What is my dentist's favorite indie band?

Fluoride and the Machine

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

Beautiful Woman Jokes More Beautiful Woman Jokes

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5