Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What did the pencil say to the sharpener?

Stop going in circles and get to the point.

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

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Ones used for cunning stunts.

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Arab spring

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What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

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To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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None. They have a machine that does that now.

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5