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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

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Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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The Y.

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

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Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine

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Fluoride and the Machine

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Bring her flours

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What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5