Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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The ATM

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What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

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I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.