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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

What's the best machine I can use?

The trainer responds, "The ATM"

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.