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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What do you call someone who points out the obvious?

Someone who points out the obvious.

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

What's the difference between a round piece of plastic and a babies head?

I don't use a round piece of plastic as a shift knob.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

Atm Jokes More Atm Jokes

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

Beautiful Woman Jokes More Beautiful Woman Jokes

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you