Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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Why did Frodo set his cell phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

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What is your preferred type of birth control?

Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.

What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

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Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because it's already lit fam

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text