Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

How do neurons communicate?

Cell phones

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

What's the best form of protection when you don't have a condom?

A fake name