Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

How do you hit those high notes?

Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me Adam Levine: Practice.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

What fruit worries teenagers the most?

A promegranate.

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

Why did the computer get a virus?

He wasn't using protection.

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.