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Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

What mysterious hair product does Lucifer use to keep himself looking good?

Arcane-gel!

Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

How do you call a prison inmate?

With a cell phone.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What move does the karate kid practice the most?

He wax off everyday

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Teenager Jokes More Teenager Jokes

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Protection Jokes More Protection Jokes

Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text