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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

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How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

What streaming site do eldritch horrors use?

Cth-Hulu

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What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

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How do you deal with ignorant people?

I really don't know.

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?

Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.