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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

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How much do I use my new lamp?

It's often on!

Why did the internet pirate get scurvy?

He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.

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What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

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Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

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How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?

Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.