How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

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Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

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Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?

Why should he when he can get bombed at home

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?

Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.