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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

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What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving?

I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

What do you call half a kitten?

Leftovers

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What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

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How did Saddam deal with his leftovers?

He used sarin wrap

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.