Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago.

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Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

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What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

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Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.