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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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What do you use to search for anime in Google?

Weabooleans

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

Whopper at BK You hear BK is now selling a black whopper?

They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

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What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a whiz?

Because the P is silent!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom?

Because the "p" is silent!