Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom?

Because the "p" is silent!

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.